Things I'm Going to Do When I'm Not Pregnant Anymore...

Monday, June 08, 2015

1. Cross my legs

2. Breathe with my mouth closed

3. Shave my legs without throwing up in my mouth

4. Climb stairs without passing out

5. Eat an entire sandwich in one sitting.  Eat ANYTHING in one sitting.

6. Stand up all by myself

7. Roll over in bed

8. Hug people from closer than three feet away

9. Eat salsa, tomato sauce, or red wine without setting my insides on fire

10. Not have a six pound baby inside of me

In no particular order.

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