Husbands Across the Universe,

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

I implore you to do one thing:

PLEEEEEASE


TAKE


THE


COLLAR-STAYS


OUT


OF


YOUR


SHIRT


BEFORE


YOU


PUT


IT


IN


THE


LAUNDRY...


!!!

Perhaps the constant rattling coming from the dryer at 1 am is soothing to you? Or maybe you enjoy the exercise of fishing those suckers out of the bottom of the washing machine? Or maybe you were trying to expand your collection of collar-stay piles to yet another room in the house?

But I BET your wife HATES it.

Just a heads up.

Passive Aggressively,

Your Wife

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