I implore you to do one thing:
PLEEEEEASE
TAKE
THE
COLLAR-STAYS
OUT
OF
YOUR
SHIRT
BEFORE
YOU
PUT
IT
IN
THE
LAUNDRY...
!!!
Perhaps the constant rattling coming from the dryer at 1 am is soothing to you? Or maybe you enjoy the exercise of fishing those suckers out of the bottom of the washing machine? Or maybe you were trying to expand your collection of collar-stay piles to yet another room in the house?
But I BET your wife HATES it.
Just a heads up.
Passive Aggressively,
Your Wife
PLEEEEEASE
TAKE
THE
COLLAR-STAYS
OUT
OF
YOUR
SHIRT
BEFORE
YOU
PUT
IT
IN
THE
LAUNDRY...
!!!
Perhaps the constant rattling coming from the dryer at 1 am is soothing to you? Or maybe you enjoy the exercise of fishing those suckers out of the bottom of the washing machine? Or maybe you were trying to expand your collection of collar-stay piles to yet another room in the house?
But I BET your wife HATES it.
Just a heads up.
Passive Aggressively,
Your Wife