Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Dangerous Conversations

Speaking of celebrities… Tyler and I were driving around running errands the other day and we entered into one of those “dangerous conversations.” (I admit, I started it.)  But since neither one of use are jealous people and since we were talking about people we have no chance in helicopter with, it wasn’t so dangerous.

[Helicopter: that’s “Ruby” language—do y’all watch Ruby? I heart her.]

So, I asked, “If you could set me up with any celebrity who would it be? Like, who do you think is a nice, normal person you’d let me date?”

And Tyler’s response (followed by my response…)

1. Ryan Seacrest

Me: “Hahahahaha.  Well, I’m used to short guys.”

2. A Jonas Brother 

Me: “Hahahaha. They’re, like, twelve years old. No.”

3. Collin Hanks

Me: “Whaaa? Collin Hanks? Where did that come from? Are you just looking for cool in-laws?”

4. Ashton Kutcher


Me: “I’m totally down with that.”

5. Zachary Levi (I think I helped with this one.  I’m a “Chuck” lover and I hear he’s a Christian…)

[Unfortunately, he made no mention of Ryan Reynolds, who, did you noticed, was Scarlett Johansen-less at the Oscars? Should I move in for the kill?]

And my picks for TGrass.  (He had no funny reactions…Because mine were all great picks, naturally.)

1. Jennifer Garner (Seriously, how cute is she?  Ben, you better be nice to her.)

2. Reese Witherspoon (Love. Love. Love. Normal. Normal. Normal.)

3. Carrie Underwood (Beautiful. Grew up on a farm. Super talented. Normal. What more could you want?)

4. Rachel McAdams? (So, she is Tyler’s absolute favorite actress (Pretty sure it’s the only reason he agreed to see “The Time Traveler’s Wife” with me).  I hope she’s as nice as I think she is…)

5. Anne Hathaway (I struggled to think of a fifth, but I think Anne’s a good pick.  Don’t know what T thinks of her, but doesn’t she seem cute and normal?  I’m a big fan of normal.)

SO.  Those are our celeb picks for each other.  Your thoughts?  Who would you send your guy out on a date with?

[Or, feel free to chime in and tell TGrass how off that Collin Hanks pick was.]


Abbie said...

For me it was always Brett Favre until he left me for the Vikings.

I love your choices though! I absolutely adore all of those women! But TGrass's...hmmm...I'd have liked to see Ryan Reynold's on there too...with his shirt off.

Adam, April & Aidan said...

I am cracking up. Adam and I would just both love to date Mark Whalberg. Your picks for Tyler were sooo much better! Ryan Seacrest? Come on. Haha!

Randy, Becky, and Halley said...

Yep..I just guffawed, you heard me, out loud! That kind of laugh that the boys make fun of us about...but I digress. I'm with April on this one--Ryan Seacrest? That was the first person that came to T's mind? And I didn't realize how awkward Collin Hanks looks! Yowsers. But yes, I love your picks for Tyler...Randy has had a crush on Reese for, oh, two decades now. :)

Randy, Becky, and Halley said...

P.S. I think I would secretly like to date Marky Mark too!

Nishant said...

I absolutely adore all of those women!
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