Dear Ladies

Friday, August 21, 2009

Dear Ladies That Squat Over Public Toilets Instead of Sitting on Them,

While I appreciate your good hygiene practices (and commend your quad strength), I myself also abide by good hygiene practices. As such, it is never...EVER...on my list of things to do to wipe someone else's urine off of a toilet seat. You, my clean bottomed friend, are the reason you squat over toilets in the first place. Check the splashage or improve your aim...

Seriously.

Sincerely,

Barefoot Katie

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