Funniest Card Ever

Tuesday, January 27, 2009

I usually hate buying greeting cards. Buying a card seems like such a quick errand on my to-do list, but I seemingly always end up standing in the card aisle at Target for a good half hour. I'm typically just looking for something that makes me laugh and finding the perfect funny card is not always easy to do (cue Kevin James women-shopping-for-cards bit)... Especially when you're buying for a dude.

My sister's step-son is currently serving in Afghanistan, his birthday is coming up, and I wanted to send him something to let him know I was thinking of him. So, off I went to try to find a funny card... About ten minutes in, I found one that I thought was pretty good and I thought I'd share...

"So anyway, I'm standing in line to buy you a freakin' birthday card, and the line is like seventeen billion people long 'cause the only thing the dumb teenage boy at the register is thinking about is the dumb teenage girl at the other register, and some lady is turning her purse inside out to come up with 'exact change,' like she's gonna win some kind of 'exact change trophy' or something, and some idiot starts up his 'This item was marked with the sale price' crap, and I just really hope you like this card..."

" 'CAUSE I STOLE IT."

Hahaha... I almost bought several of them to use for future birthdays, but it turns out I'm too cheap. If you'd like to inundate David with cards or other mail while he's serving Afghanistan, I know he'd love it. Let me know if you'd like his address and I'll pass it on. If anything, please pray for him when you think of it.

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