"I hate Auburn. If, however, Steve Spurrier were the head coach at Auburn, I would hate the Plainsmen with the blazing hot hatred of a thousand hateful hating suns exploding simultaneously in a thousand supernovae of superheated hate. Times two."
So, I don't actually hate Auburn that much, but I share the same burning hatred for Steve Spurrier and any team he coaches. And thus, found this whole caption hilarious. This is why reading DawgSport is my new favorite past-time. Many an hour have been lost to reading Kyle King's humorous insights into SEC football. This guy is funny. And by funny, I mean funny.